Hello Santa Claus: Pattern Making Book

I am taking matters in my own hands with regards to Pattern Making. I want to learn now! I am not happy with the Philippine High Street Market. I almost always find faults on clothes that they sell. They lack casual, printed or patterned clothes. Designer clothes are so expensive. Most people earn third world salary people! I must learn, I must learn, I must learn... Please Santa, send me pattern making books and portable sewing machine. :)

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